PN: tea party
DR: Seriously
PN: 2eriiou2ly
PN: rad tea party wiith 2f twiin2
PN: liifelong dream
DR: How Stupid Do You Think I Am Psiionic
DR: I Understand That Pailing Is A Natural Part Of Life
DR: But I Don’t Understand Why You Keep Chasing After Sufferer When He Very Obviously Doesn’t Or Isn’t Able To Return Your Feelings
DR: You Are Simply Causing The Both Of You More Pain Than If You Were To Let It Go And Perhaps Work Through His Feelings In His Own Time
DR: And Maybe They Wouldn’t Be What You Want However At Least Then You Would Be Able To Build Your Relationship Whether Romantic Or Platonic On Solid Ground Rather Than Quicksand And You Would Both Be Better Off For It
PN: wow.
PN: flawle22 lu2u2 analy2ii2, dr.
DR: Well You Are My Grub Too 
PN: ii’m goiing two go clean my block now
DR: Good I Didn’t Want To Say Anything But It Is A Mess 

SF: YOU KNOW, I DON’T THINK YOU GUYS GET THIS.
SF: PSI AND I HAVE LITERALLY SPENT ALL OF OUR POST-PUPATION LIVES TOGETHER.
SF: WHICH IS HOW I AM SINGULARLY EQUIPPED TO KNOW WHAT AN ATROCIOUS IDEA PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE WITH HIM WOULD BE.
SF: I MEAN, LET’S JUST TAKE A SECOND AND STAND BACK, HAVE A LOOK AT OUR MANY OPTIONS HERE.
SF: TRUTH: WE LEARN SOMETHING THAT WE ALREADY KNOW, DUE TO SPENDING OUR ENTIRE LIVES TOGETHER, AS I HAVE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED. OR PERHAPS THERE’S THE 0.0001% OF A CHANCE THAT ONE OF US MANAGED TO KEEP A SECRET!
SF: IF ONE OF US WENT TO SUCH LENGTHS TO KEEP A SECRET, I’M PRETTY SURE THAT A ROUSING GAME OF LET’S DIG AT EACH OTHER AND DO STUPID SHIT IS GOING TO DISLODGE IT NOW.
SF: AND DARE?
SF: ANON, I AM NOT SUICIDAL, DESPITE BEING DEAD.
SF: THAT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

SF: WELL, THEY WOULD BE EXACTLY THE SAME PEOPLE, JUST WITH A DIFFERENT PRONOUN?
SF: YOU SAY THAT LIKE PSI DOESN’T PRESENT FEMALE HALF THE TIME ANYWAY.
SF: PROBABLY THE MOST ANNOYING THING IS TRYING TO GUESS WHAT GENDER HE IS TODAY BY WHETHER OR NOT HE’S WEARING A DRESS.
PN: the que2tiion ii2 how do you get iit wrong when ii’m weariing a dre22
SF: THE DRESS TEST ISN’T ALWAYS ACCURATE!
PN: would pantyho2e help?
SF: YE
SF: NNNNN
SF: THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION AND I AM JUST GOING TO GO OVER THERE NOW AND BEAT MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL.

SF: I THINK DOLOROSA WAS A STRANGE CASE, WHAT WITH HAVING A MOTHERGRUB FOR A LUSUS AND ALL.
SF: IT SOUNDS HARD, BEING A MOTHERGRUB’S CARETAKER. LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE THE LUSUS TO YOUR LUSUS, AND THAT’S UNFAIR.
SF: PLUS SHE HAD TO OVERSEE THE HATCHING TRIALS AND
SF: WELL.
SF: A LOT OF GRUBS DIE. AND MOTHERGRUBS HAVE THE NURTURING INSTINCT, IT’S WHY THEY BEAR OUR CHILDREN.
SF: SO IMAGINE TRYING TO CONSOLE YOUR LUSUS BECAUSE EVERY SWEEP HER BABIES DIE. VICIOUSLY. AND BEING THE ONLY CHILD THAT HASN’T LET YOUR LUSUS DOWN.
SF: SHE LEFT THE MOTHERGRUB FOR ME, SO NO, I NEVER MET HER. NONE OF US DID.
SF: BUT I’D SAY THANKS IF I COULD. AND SORRY. 

SF: I WOULD BE DEMONSTRATING MY ABILITY TO LET NARY AN ASS PASS BY WITHOUT KICKING IT, BUT I AM TOO BUSY BEING HUGGED.
SF: I’M GOING TO HAVE TO CANCEL THE ASS-KICKING APPOINTMENTS AND CLEAR MY SCHEDULE FOR THIS, I THINK, THE WEIRD MAMMALS SHOW NO SIGNS OF LETTING ME GO ANY TIME SOON.

PN: do iit.
SF: I’M NOT DOING IT.
PN: doooo iiiiiiiit. 
SF: EVEN IF WE SIT HERE FOR ETERNITY, WITH YOU MAKING BARKBEAST EYES AND REPEATING ‘DOOOO IIIIIT’ WITH A VARYING NUMBER OF VOWELS EACH TIME, I WILL NOT BE BURSTING INTO SONG. I WILL NEVER BE BURSTING INTO SONG. THE POSSIBILITY OF ME BURSTING INTO SONG IS SO LOW THAT I AM ACTUALLY A MUSICAL VORTEX. IMPROMPTU SINGING GATHERINGS ALL COME DOWN WITH TONSILLITIS IN MY PRESENCE.
SF: NO. 
PN: pleeeea2e??
PN: the anon2 need entertaiiniing!
SF: THEY CAN WATCH ME NOT MURDERING YOU.
PN: jeez 2f don’t put your2elf down.
PN: you’re not that bad at 2iingiing.

PN: what’2 twoday?
PN: 2hiit.
PN: diid ii forget dc’2 wriiggliing day…
SF: YOU KNOW, SOME OF US CAN JUST FIND THE UNLIMITED POSSIBILITY OF EACH DAY EXCITING AND SOMETHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT.
PN: but all we ever do ii2 2iit around on tumblr
SF: TODAY I MIGHT REBLOG SOMETHING! EXCITEMENT ABOUNDS. 
PN: diid ii forget your wriiggliing day? 
SF: NO!
SF: TODAY IS JUST COOL!
SF: DEAL WITH IT!
PN: …wanna go 2tiick 2tuff two the roof wiith p2iioniic2 or 2omethiing?
SF: THAT SOUNDS ADEQUATELY EXCITING. BY WHICH I MEAN MORE EXCITING THAN STARING AT A SCREEN AND REFRESHING IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENS, WHICH NEVER DOES.
SF: LET’S GO. 

PN: told hiim dc wa2 leaviing forever becau2e he broke her heart
PN: don’t worry 2he laughed harder than ii diid
SF: CONVINCED HIM HIS FAVOURITE NUMBER WAS THREE THE FIRST TIME HE EVER GOT DRUNK.
PN: got hiim two clean wiith a bucket before DR explaiined the fact2 of liife two hiim
SF: SHAVED OFF ONE OF HIS EYEBROWS.
PN: 2haved off both of hii2
PN: liittle known fact: hii2 cloak diidn’t have a hood before that
SF: IT IS A MERE COINCIDENCE THAT THE COLOUR STARTED COMING INTO MY EYES THEN.
SF: REPLACED HIS SHAMPOO WITH GLUE.
SF: IT DIDN’T MAKE A DIFFERENCE, HIS HAIR WAS STILL RIDICULOUS.
PN: lii2ted hii2 trollhandle a2 up for a good tiime
SF: JOKE’S ON YOU, I LOVE GOOD TIMES.
PN: the funny thiing ii2 that he 2tiill doe2n’t get iit
SF: CONVINCED HIM THAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND ALL OF HIS OVERWORKED INNUENDOS.
PN: waiit
PN: what
PN: SHIIT!
PN: what’2 the 2core then
SF: 29-32
PN: oh 2f. 2f, 2f, 2f.
PN: iit’2 on.
SF: IT’S BEEN ON, SADSACK. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?