PN: tea party
DR: Seriously
PN: 2eriiou2ly
PN: rad tea party wiith 2f twiin2
PN: liifelong dream
DR: How Stupid Do You Think I Am Psiionic
DR: I Understand That Pailing Is A Natural Part Of Life
DR: But I Don’t Understand Why You Keep Chasing After Sufferer When He Very Obviously Doesn’t Or Isn’t Able To Return Your Feelings
DR: You Are Simply Causing The Both Of You More Pain Than If You Were To Let It Go And Perhaps Work Through His Feelings In His Own Time
DR: And Maybe They Wouldn’t Be What You Want However At Least Then You Would Be Able To Build Your Relationship Whether Romantic Or Platonic On Solid Ground Rather Than Quicksand And You Would Both Be Better Off For It
PN: wow.
PN: flawle22 lu2u2 analy2ii2, dr.
DR: Well You Are My Grub Too
PN: ii’m goiing two go clean my block now
DR: Good I Didn’t Want To Say Anything But It Is A Mess
PN: iit’2 a piity thiing. you don’t want them two 2eem unable two take care of them2elve2 two everyone el2e, becau2e that’s a vulnerabiiliity and other2 miight iinterpret iit a2 weakne22.
PN: that 2aiid 2f doe2n’t really get the whole piity/hate thiing.
PN: but he triie2. 2o every 2o often he call2 me a 2crag and bru2he2 my haiir.
PN: ii’m not even 2ure what a 2crag ii2 but iit’2 cute when he triie2 two fiind excu2e2 two do perfectly normal thiing2.
SF: YOU DON’T KNOW ME VERY WELL, DO YOU?
SF: I RESOLVED THE PROBLEM APPROPRIATELY.
PN: my hear duct2 are 2tiill riingiing
SF: AND CALL ME SUFFERER.
SF: I’M NOT SIGNLESS NOW.
SF: I FUCKING SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
SF: YOU KNOW, I DON’T THINK YOU GUYS GET THIS.
SF: PSI AND I HAVE LITERALLY SPENT ALL OF OUR POST-PUPATION LIVES TOGETHER.
SF: WHICH IS HOW I AM SINGULARLY EQUIPPED TO KNOW WHAT AN ATROCIOUS IDEA PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE WITH HIM WOULD BE.
SF: I MEAN, LET’S JUST TAKE A SECOND AND STAND BACK, HAVE A LOOK AT OUR MANY OPTIONS HERE.
SF: TRUTH: WE LEARN SOMETHING THAT WE ALREADY KNOW, DUE TO SPENDING OUR ENTIRE LIVES TOGETHER, AS I HAVE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED. OR PERHAPS THERE’S THE 0.0001% OF A CHANCE THAT ONE OF US MANAGED TO KEEP A SECRET!
SF: IF ONE OF US WENT TO SUCH LENGTHS TO KEEP A SECRET, I’M PRETTY SURE THAT A ROUSING GAME OF LET’S DIG AT EACH OTHER AND DO STUPID SHIT IS GOING TO DISLODGE IT NOW.
SF: AND DARE?
SF: ANON, I AM NOT SUICIDAL, DESPITE BEING DEAD.
SF: THAT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
SF: WELL, THEY WOULD BE EXACTLY THE SAME PEOPLE, JUST WITH A DIFFERENT PRONOUN?
SF: YOU SAY THAT LIKE PSI DOESN’T PRESENT FEMALE HALF THE TIME ANYWAY.
SF: PROBABLY THE MOST ANNOYING THING IS TRYING TO GUESS WHAT GENDER HE IS TODAY BY WHETHER OR NOT HE’S WEARING A DRESS.
PN: the que2tiion ii2 how do you get iit wrong when ii’m weariing a dre22
SF: THE DRESS TEST ISN’T ALWAYS ACCURATE!
PN: would pantyho2e help?
SF: YE
SF: NNNNN
SF: THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION AND I AM JUST GOING TO GO OVER THERE NOW AND BEAT MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL.
SF: I THINK DOLOROSA WAS A STRANGE CASE, WHAT WITH HAVING A MOTHERGRUB FOR A LUSUS AND ALL.
SF: IT SOUNDS HARD, BEING A MOTHERGRUB’S CARETAKER. LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE THE LUSUS TO YOUR LUSUS, AND THAT’S UNFAIR.
SF: PLUS SHE HAD TO OVERSEE THE HATCHING TRIALS AND
SF: WELL.
SF: A LOT OF GRUBS DIE. AND MOTHERGRUBS HAVE THE NURTURING INSTINCT, IT’S WHY THEY BEAR OUR CHILDREN.
SF: SO IMAGINE TRYING TO CONSOLE YOUR LUSUS BECAUSE EVERY SWEEP HER BABIES DIE. VICIOUSLY. AND BEING THE ONLY CHILD THAT HASN’T LET YOUR LUSUS DOWN.
SF: SHE LEFT THE MOTHERGRUB FOR ME, SO NO, I NEVER MET HER. NONE OF US DID.
SF: BUT I’D SAY THANKS IF I COULD. AND SORRY.
[And we love YOU, random citizens! <3]
SF: I WOULD BE DEMONSTRATING MY ABILITY TO LET NARY AN ASS PASS BY WITHOUT KICKING IT, BUT I AM TOO BUSY BEING HUGGED.
SF: I’M GOING TO HAVE TO CANCEL THE ASS-KICKING APPOINTMENTS AND CLEAR MY SCHEDULE FOR THIS, I THINK, THE WEIRD MAMMALS SHOW NO SIGNS OF LETTING ME GO ANY TIME SOON.
Anonymous asked: is this blog still alive? :o
[Dude, c’mon. Fourth post down. University is still very much a thing that is happening. If/when we’re able to return to updating regularly, we’ll make an announcement :)]
